Mr. T. and a pigeon fighting over an old french fry.
That's not me talkin'... That's someday Saturday morning stuntman "Super Dave" Osborne (comedian Bob Einstein) provoking fellow future cartoon caricature Mr. T. during a bit from Showtime's sketch comedy show Bizarre (1980-85).
Although the minimum amount of research hasn't placed an exact date on the video, it can be deduced that it was shot between the release of Rocky III (5/28/82) and the debut of the A-Team (1/23/83), meaning that it's roughly a year before Mister T. started solving crimes with his team of gymnasts and a full decade before Fox aired Super Dave: Daredevil for Hire.
Check-out the clip after the jump. Be advised that some of the language is offensive - but, as you'll see, that's the whole point.